now i know why i became what i already was.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
