Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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