awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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