so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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