My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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