I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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