dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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