I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
