I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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