He kissed a someone with a penis
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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