This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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