How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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