K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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