He is such a slut. More and more my type.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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