Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
This is the high leading the old right now
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I am one with the molecules
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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