New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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