belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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