Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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