One girl and one boy is just not enough.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
is it fun? or sober?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize