My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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