STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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