Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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