My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I wannas sexs uuuuu
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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