you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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