I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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