That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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