Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
