this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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