The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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