Dual....:-)
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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