i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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