do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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