There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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