Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
did i walk over a car last night?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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