i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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