Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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