Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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