I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
