sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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