This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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