awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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