I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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