I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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