I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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