He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Did you just see the Batmobile???
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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