Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it's like iHOP with fire
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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