whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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