talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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