Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
