That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
