Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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