Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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