these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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