This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Randomize
