Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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