What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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