What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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