The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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