yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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